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Yesterday evening a mob of hundreds of radicals attacked a small group of government agents. The agents fearing for their life, after the mob began to physically assault them, were forced to fire into the crowd. Five men were killed and six were injured. The mob moved away for a short time and the National Guard was called out to restore peace.

Last night three ships were boarded and had their cargo destroyed by a group of radicals who oppose free trade with our friends in India. No injuries have been reported but the damage is estimated to be in the millions of dollars. These radicals must be brought to justice.

Yesterday government troops made a move to capture two leaders of a domestic terrorist group and capture their stockpile of military grade weapons. A small number of militiamen confronted the troops and were dispersed after a firefight. Shortly after the stockpile of weapons was found and destroyed the militia regathered to engage the troops. After another firefight the troops began their journey back to their headquarters. The terrorists ambushed the troops time and time again until reinforcements arrived so scare off the terrorists. 73 good men were murdered and many others injured.

In another attempt the domestic terrorists attempted to hold the poor people of the city hostage by capturing the surrounding hills. Government troops were able to sweep the terrorists from the hills. The terrorists are ill equipped and will be hunted down and destroyed.

Yesterday the domestic terrorists published a declaration declaring themselves free from government control. These men are all traitors and will be hunted down and brought to justice. If you have any information on their location or their activities please call our hotline so we can quickly bring justice to these traitors.

The above may be how the Boston Massacre, Boston Tea Party, Lexington and Concord, Battle of Bunker Hill, and the Declaration of Independence may be reported if they happened today.

A few words from the Declaration of Independence.

it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government 

it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government,

We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. 

Every year we celebrate the Declaration and we hold our founding fathers in high regard for their actions. In their day they were a small group of radicals, terrorists, traitors, criminals and trouble makers. They did not have the support of the majority.

How would you view them if they lived today?
Would you support their actions or call for their deaths?
What is the difference between a patriot and a trouble maker?